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JR

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Bof !

I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks.

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ...
now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage
to change things I can and the friends   to post my bail when I finally snap.

I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very
wise.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.

When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound.

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone
I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I
actually came in there for.

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come
out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

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« Rien ne se perd, rien ne se crée, tout se transforme »
Anaxagore de Clazomène...repris par Antoine Lavoisier
Tout ce que vous pouvez imaginer, la nature l'a déjà créé. Einstein

Solochat

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Re : Bof !

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Sachant à qui je plais, connais ce que je vaux.
Devise des chats

Denisem

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Re : Bof !

perles de sagesse

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Chaque page en est la pulsation »

Emily Dickenson

Lys

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Re : Bof !

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Qui vit sans folie n'est pas si sage qu'il le croit (La Rochefoucauld)

GML

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Re : Bof !

cocotte

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Re : Bof !

So true!